Boy I make you smell good

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Today's blog question comes from my brother:

If you were a bathroom cleaner, what scent would you be and why?



Let me first off start out by saying, I really hate bathrooms and the cleaning of such. I really really hate it. It isn't hard. Actually it is relatively easy to do. I just don't like it. I don't know why. I should sit down and figure that out...



Hm...bathroom scent. This is a very delicate thing to decide. We have to first concentrate on the fact that we need to disinfect. It is very important to do so because germs reside in the bathroom. So disinfecting would be ideal. The best thing to use to disinfect is of course bleach. However, bleach really smells. There will be times that I will smell like bleach all day because I cleaned the bathrooms. Regardless of a shower or how many times I wash my hands. It is nuts.

So we need the disinfectant...and then a smell to cover up the disinfectant. Hmmm....what smell....what smell.

This reminds me of my favorite pastime, smelling things.

Yankee Candle Company is one of the greatest stores on earth. I will go there just to smell candles. They are so realistic! Sometimes I seriously have to hold myself back from eating the cake one...or the sugar cookie one....or vanilla bean one.....THEY JUST SMELL HEAVENLY!!! I love Christmas time the best because they have all the pine ones, and greenery ones. It is just great.

Bath and Body works is another great store for smelling. I went there yesterday to buy more honeysuckle body wash because it smells so good. They had new scents out so I smelled away. Then this guy came up and started talking to me about this real new scent...I have no idea what he told me but I said sure and got a free scent bracelet thingy. I smelled that in the car on the way home. In fact it is hanging from my rear view mirror. So they had a deal buy one get one half off. I got my honey suckle and then I got Black Amethyst....Both smell so delightful and pretty!

Clean men also smell lovely. I love the fresh smell of zest or Irish spring or whatever a clean guy uses in the shower. Old Spice smells good too...the mountain spring or ice mountain falls or whatever the names are. There was one time in the computer lab at AU that I was standing next to a guy. We were waiting for the printer to finish printing our stuff. He looked kinda scruffy so I thought, this guy is either going to smell gross or not smell at all. Then suddenly I caught a whiff of something beautiful. It was Irish Spring. Wow...I was stunned. That guy really smelled good! I wanted to just sniff off his shirt or something...but I refrained. I returned to my computer and told my friend. I also told her that she should go smell him. She declined. :) Her loss. Although I guess it would be weird for her to go smell some random guy just for the Irish Spring. Another time in anatomy lab, there was this guy with awesome Cologne on. Now I can't stand the cheap axe or body spray. They give me headaches. But this guy smelled like expensive stuff. Me and my friend would stand next to him to smell him because the cadavers were so stinky. He thought we were weird. We were.

Clean clothes from clothes detergent. Cheer and Tide are the best to me. We don't use it here but it just smells delicious. Again, in anatomy lab, my friend and I would wash our lab coats the night before with it so that we could smell each other's shoulders while we worked on the cadavers. They really really reeked.

So now that I have a bunch of scent to choose from, what would I want to be?

I don't think I should be a food scent. That would be weird in the bathroom.

"Hmmm, I need to use the bathroom....funny, it smells like a kitchen in here."
Yeah that probably wouldn't go over well. People would start associating the kitchen with bodily functions. Yeah that is not good. Plus, whenever I see a lemon now I think of bathrooms. I am sure people do not want to eat a sugar cookie and think...mmmmmmm, bathroom. Mos Def....Food scents are out.

I could do an outdoors smell. There are a lot of those. Like mountain fresh or morning dew. I do like the smell of a new day. You know, you wake up at the crack of dawn and you go outside before anyone else is awake and you take a deep breathe in. That is an awesome smell. The world untouched by anything. Fresh, clean air. I love it. If I could bottle that up I think it would make an awesome bathroom cleaner scent. However, it is a little more wispy of a smell. I am not sure that it would cover up the disinfectant smell.

Perfumes! Perfumes are strong enough to take on the worst of disinfectants! Tommy Girl smells good. I think that it is strong enough to cover up the disinfectant AS well as make the place smell good :) I likes. I've had my Tommy girl for about 5 years now. I love it. It only takes one spray and you are set for the day.

There ya go, Tommy Girl Bathroom Cleaner. I should sell it. I bet I would make millions. And then I could do like every perfume into a bathroom cleaner. Then everyone could get their scent in a cleaning form. How neat would that be?

Well, until next time folks, which I hope won't be two months.

Magpie.

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